UNIVERSAL SEMEN SALES, INC. home of
2626 2nd Ave S, Great Falls MT 59405
1-800-227-8774 or (406) 453-0374
Prices subject to change without notice.
Description of Item
HIGH QUALITY CAPS:All caps come with a size adjusting leather strap, classy cord trim and a three color embroidered logo. Fabric colors and patterns will vary. Please call for current availability.
"We Stand Behind Every Cow We Service" embroidered on back of cap.
$25.00 + S/H
The "New" Cap: Made to fit like a ball cap is embroidered with our classic Sammy Semen logo. On the side of the cap is our newest edition "The Happy Sperm Cell." "We Stand Behind Every Cow We Service" embroidered on back of cap.
$25.00 + S/H
Flame Cap: Not Available
Baby Got Back: A fresh new face to our line-up. This T-Shirt has a distressed look with navy lettering and navy trim on sleeves and collar. The classic saying "We Stand Behind Every Cow We Service" is printed on the front.
M, L, XL $15.00 + S/H
$18.00 + S/H
"Dot CUM": The happy sperm cell is featured in metallic silver on a black T-shirt with the reknowned ".CUM" website address.
M, L, XL
$15.00 + S/H
$18.00 + S/H
SAMMY SEMEN CLASSIC T-SHIRTS: All T-Shirts are 100% cotton. Front left chest features our smaller logo, the back has our large logo. T-Shirt colors are Black or White. Logo colors are Neon Pink and Neon Green on the black and Red and Black on the white.$14.00 + S/H for M, L, XL
$16.00 + S/H for XXL
OVER-SIZE JUMBO T-SHIRT: Wear as a beach cover-up, dorm shirt or with leggings. Comes with our logo front left chest and on the back. For colors available and logo style, please call. One size fits all.$18.00 + S/HSAMMY SEMEN "NEW" LOGO T-SHIRTS: All T-Shirts are 100% cotton. Front left chest features our smaller logo. The back has our larger new 5-color logo. Currently available in black, white, and grey. New colors are on the horizon.$16.00 + S/H for M, L, XL
$18.00 + S/H for XXL
SAMMY SEMEN "NEW" LONG SLEEVE T-SHIRT: All shirts are 100% cotton. Front left chest features our smaller logo, the back has our larger new 5-color logo. Currently available in sage and sand. New colors are on the horizon.$22.00 + S/H for M, L, XL
$25.00 + S/H for XXL
SWEATSHIRT:Our sweatshirts are 50/50 cotton/polyester and come in a variety of colors and logo styles. Logo placement is the same as on the T-Shirts. Please call for current availability.
We now have "hoodies" with "SAMMY SEMEN" down the left sleeve.
$25.00 + S/H for L & XL
$30.00 + S/H
FLEECE JACKETS / VESTS: 100% Polyester sheared or 50/50 Polyester/Acrylic unsheared fleece jackets. Long sleeved, stand up collar with Sammy and his A.I. kit embroirdered on the front left chest. Currently available in black-grey unsheared and red or black in the sheared.$30.00 + S/H for M, L & XL
COTTON BOXER SHORTS: 100% Cotton Boxer Shorts are a great gift item. They have our two-color logo imprint along with an elastic waistband and fly opening. Available in Black with Neon Pink and Neon Green.$17.00 + S/H for M, L, XL
SPERM CELL BOXERS: The newest addition to the boxer family features the words Sammy Semen on the backside with our infamous sperm cell floating along the leg. The front highlights our classic "Sammy Semen" logo.$17.00 + S/H for M, L, XL
Drawstring Pants: A great solution for those cold nights. They come in a variety of colors, styles and sizes. All feature three sperm cells "swimming" up the leg with Universal Semen Sales floating above them.XS, S, M, L, XL $20.00 + S/H
POSTER SUITABLE FOR FRAMING: This large (18" x 24") colorful poster is great for hanging in your bedroom or bar area. The high gloss black poster with our Neon Pink and Neon Green "SAMMY SEMEN" logo is a real conversation piece.$4.00 + S/H
BUMPER STICKER: Peel and stick this high quality Bumper Sticker. Colored the same as our poster, it has a high grade adhesive back that will adhere to about anything provided the area is clean and dry. Size is 3-3/4" X 11-1/2".$2.00 + S/H
COFFEE MUG: White Porcelain Enamel Coffee Mug has our logo in Red and Black on one side and "COLLECTION CUP" in Red on the other. A great gift for your Boss, Friend, or Spouse.$10.00 + S/H
GOLF, BOWLING, OR BAR TOWELS: Great fun on the golf course, at the bowling alley, or at your home bar. 100% cotton. The terrycloth towel features our logo screened on the front and comes with a grommet. Size is 16" x 26". Currently available in white or hunter green. New colors on the horizon.$10.00 + S/H
GOLF BALL: Great for the golfer of the family or as gifts, the golf ball has our logo in red and is definitely identifiable as yours. Not currently available.
UPS and Federal Express: Next Day and 2nd Day air service available at their current rates.